An elderly lady decided 2 give herself a big treat 4 her significant B'day by staying o'ernight in 1 of London 's most expensive hotels.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.
She exploded & demanded 2 know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an o'ernight stop without even breakfast."
The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'Standard Rate' so she insisted on speaking 2 the Manager.
The Manager appeared & forewarned by the desk clerk announced:- "The hotel has an Olympic-sized pool & a huge conference centre which are available 4 use."
'But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they're here & u could have," explained the Manager.
He went on 2 explain that she could also have seen 1 of the In-house shows 4 which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow & Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go 2 any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them & u could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"
The Manager was unmoved, so she decided 2 pay, wrote a cheque & gave it 2 the Manager.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque."But madam, this cheque is only made out for £50.00." ''That's correct.. I charged u £200.00 4 sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here & u could have."
Don't mess with Senior Citizens!!
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