A newly wed couple r out at a bar havin a drink on their honeymoon. The wife offers to make her husb a drink n asks the bartender fr a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.
She then asks her husb to first put some salt in his mouth, thn immediately take the shot of Baileys with the shot of lime juice n hold it n count to 3 before drinking it down.
The husb does that n within 1 sec a sharp taste of lime and salt hits him. In 2 secs the Baileys curdles & in 3 secs, his mouth is filled wth a salty mucous-like sour subst.
This triggers a gag reflex in him, but tryin to be manly he swallows the now foul tasting drink & smiles and says to his wife: "Great Stuff! What the fuck do you call that drink you made me have?"
Wife: "Blow Job Revenge"
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