Today I just came to one cyber cafe to take out some print out for one of my projects. There I met this not so genteman type of person called Koushik Kalra. He claimed to have scored 99% in CAT. He was going to Harvard to pursue his MBA. Ya! obviously he is an MBA. Mahaa Bakwaas Aadmi....! He said he met Mukesh Ambani at a pub. [control your laughter guys]. According to Mr.Kalra CA can be done by any "TOM, DICK OR HARRY". He said he got a job letter from Aditya Birla Group of Companies when he finished his BMS from "AIIMS". [stop stop guys. stop hitting your monitor]. He said corporate strategy is very easy to formulate. He was of the opinion that "Kaash hamaare desh ka PM Manmohan Singh thoda padha likha hota". I tried to correct him at this juncture by saying that our PM is the most qualified politician of all time holding more than 30 degrees. He said I should update my database! [is this a thing to be updated?]. Moreover he said a CA will be a maid servant after 3-4 years. Here, I was getting out of my control so decided to plug-in my earphones and try and avoid him. But while downloading some files for project I opened my FB a/c. He just peeped-in. I was sending request to one of my dear friend Kanishka. He said "kisi ki bhi photo dekh ke request kyun bhej deta hai?". He resorted to "tu-tadaak" lingo! He questioned me like he is my dad. Even my dad doesnt question me like this. :(. Now I decided its better if either of us leave or one or the other will die.
I thank my mom that she gave me this auspicious locket to wear so that my temper is in control...! Just think what will happen to Harvard if this nos-sense, idiotic guy ever went close to [not in, just close to] their Campus.
Save me from such devils my lord!
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
jaage hain der tak......
well examz are over!
yippie...!
but, it was FY Bcom examz!
:-(
the biggie i.e. IPCC is yet to be started [by my side]
don't know why am I feeling very much sleepy sleepy. extremely tired.
want to have a sound sleep for about ten-twelve hours. haven't had such a sleep
after 26th jan.
humming Gulzar saab's line-
"jaage hain der tak kuch der toh sone do,
thode se khwab aur hain, subah toh hone do,
aadhe adhure khwab jo poore na ho sake,
ek bar phir se neend mein woh khwab toh bone do"......
Feeling really "awful" as SRK coz my fav team KKR is out
of the IPL. Truly speaking I don't really follow IPL. But since it's SRK's team
I am giving out my support to it.
WE ARE THE KINGS MEN WE RULE....!
not this time as well but in coming seasons for sure!
Harish sir's prediction was true. Nowadays me and my friend Jeetu call him
"PREDICTION BABA JI" with his prediction ball.
Jokes apart he is few of these teacher who are rare to find.
You can't really get enough of his lectures. They are simply simply
brillliant. The way he talks. His review of the recent movies.
[both of us share similar movie taste!]
They way he carry himself. One can learn lot
many things. And his knowledge- simBly simBly great.
And even Hariharan sir. Many of my fellow students are of the opinion
that 'Hariharan sir concept mein deep mein chale jaate hain, itna deep
tak samajhne ki kya zarurat hai, ek din mein ek hi problem karte hain'
and all those blah blah blah things. Well I don't feel so. He tries and
joins all the possible angles to a particular sum.
all my faculty teachers are great.
Be it NK sir, Sachin sir, Iyer sir, Shriram sir, Laxmi mam,
Hitesh sir, Geeta mam. Everyone is perfect at their respective
subject.
NK sir's PJ are really killing.
according to his PJ dictionary,
STOP= copper [tamba- thamba]
Diya hua hai= Lamp hai
C a/c se aaya isliye bheeg gaya [c= sea]
B a/c= madhumakkhi ka a/c
asset ko revalue kar ke uska amount badhaya toh vo "WAH WAH" ho gayi.
[WAH WAH= appreciate]
:-(
but they are really sweet!
best thing about NK sir is that whenever he meets us he says, "GOD BLESS U"
he is always praising.
Talking about myself. As I said above, I want to have a deep sound sleep
before i resume my IPCC studies full-fledgedly.
These dayz i don't feel like bunking any lecture.
Talking about FY examz. They were a kind of just barrier to my IPCC
curriculum. I don't find any reason to learn definition of "EMOTIONS"
as given by someone called "MARRIS". What the benefit I'll get out of it?
The way syllabus is designed for FY it looks very funny.
In CA you can never say any subject is irrelevant.But in FY I don't find a
single subject which is relevant [except one or two].
Well I'll put my take on this later. Now my lappy is showing "battery low"
red signal. And power is also off so will carry on my take in the coming posts.
Till then buh-bye. Lots and lots of love to all.
Take care keep smiling.
OKAY OKAY [as harish sir says]
:-P
Ciao!
yippie...!
but, it was FY Bcom examz!
:-(
the biggie i.e. IPCC is yet to be started [by my side]
don't know why am I feeling very much sleepy sleepy. extremely tired.
want to have a sound sleep for about ten-twelve hours. haven't had such a sleep
after 26th jan.
humming Gulzar saab's line-
"jaage hain der tak kuch der toh sone do,
thode se khwab aur hain, subah toh hone do,
aadhe adhure khwab jo poore na ho sake,
ek bar phir se neend mein woh khwab toh bone do"......
Feeling really "awful" as SRK coz my fav team KKR is out
of the IPL. Truly speaking I don't really follow IPL. But since it's SRK's team
I am giving out my support to it.
WE ARE THE KINGS MEN WE RULE....!
not this time as well but in coming seasons for sure!
Harish sir's prediction was true. Nowadays me and my friend Jeetu call him
"PREDICTION BABA JI" with his prediction ball.
Jokes apart he is few of these teacher who are rare to find.
You can't really get enough of his lectures. They are simply simply
brillliant. The way he talks. His review of the recent movies.
[both of us share similar movie taste!]
They way he carry himself. One can learn lot
many things. And his knowledge- simBly simBly great.
And even Hariharan sir. Many of my fellow students are of the opinion
that 'Hariharan sir concept mein deep mein chale jaate hain, itna deep
tak samajhne ki kya zarurat hai, ek din mein ek hi problem karte hain'
and all those blah blah blah things. Well I don't feel so. He tries and
joins all the possible angles to a particular sum.
all my faculty teachers are great.
Be it NK sir, Sachin sir, Iyer sir, Shriram sir, Laxmi mam,
Hitesh sir, Geeta mam. Everyone is perfect at their respective
subject.
NK sir's PJ are really killing.
according to his PJ dictionary,
STOP= copper [tamba- thamba]
Diya hua hai= Lamp hai
C a/c se aaya isliye bheeg gaya [c= sea]
B a/c= madhumakkhi ka a/c
asset ko revalue kar ke uska amount badhaya toh vo "WAH WAH" ho gayi.
[WAH WAH= appreciate]
:-(
but they are really sweet!
best thing about NK sir is that whenever he meets us he says, "GOD BLESS U"
he is always praising.
Talking about myself. As I said above, I want to have a deep sound sleep
before i resume my IPCC studies full-fledgedly.
These dayz i don't feel like bunking any lecture.
Talking about FY examz. They were a kind of just barrier to my IPCC
curriculum. I don't find any reason to learn definition of "EMOTIONS"
as given by someone called "MARRIS". What the benefit I'll get out of it?
The way syllabus is designed for FY it looks very funny.
In CA you can never say any subject is irrelevant.But in FY I don't find a
single subject which is relevant [except one or two].
Well I'll put my take on this later. Now my lappy is showing "battery low"
red signal. And power is also off so will carry on my take in the coming posts.
Till then buh-bye. Lots and lots of love to all.
Take care keep smiling.
OKAY OKAY [as harish sir says]
:-P
Ciao!
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Exams!
Exams! Exams! Exams!
The word which all of us would have come across at any one point of time for sure. But why do we all hate it? Does exams means just memorising the text given in our syllabus and pouring it down on the answer paper? "No". Exams are meant to be enjoyed dearies. Today I had my FC exam. I saw one of my friend making "chits" out of textbook and hiding it in his cuffs. People ask each other in the exam hall itself. Oh come on! Give me a break yaar.
Exam is just a test of what "you have" 'understood' out of your prescribed syllabus. Its not about memorising the things or bluffing in the exam hall. Any success achieved through cheat is not cheerful. You cannot get nectar out of cheated success. Okay! you will clear the examination with the help of chits but what about its application in practicality. Never think that whatever we are studying does not have any significance. For a CA students like me ITSM is of no use coz I will be a Finance guy after completion of my course. But if i get this knowledge I will have that extra "edge" over my peers.
And clearing an exam is not a Rocket-Science yaar! Its just about your character. At crucial times intelligence will take a back seat but our character will help us. Its how we employ and apply ourselves in those three hours of examination. We should keep ourselves calm and composed during these three hours. Just think of you and your answer sheet. Write whatever you know about the subject in a a sound language. Just communicate your grip on that subject to the moderator. Play mind games with him.
And I strongly believe in Sachin sir's comment that if we've been true to ourselves in the course time we will succeed for sure. We don't realise but in examination hall we have our 7th, 8th, 9th, etc. etc. senses all working together! Truly!
One more thing that gets into my skin a lot is that why people ask each other in exam hall. You have'nt studied for the whole year and now You are doing this Shit! This signifies one more thing that you don't have confidence on yourself that is why you resort to ask others. Out of few simBle things in life we should have confidence on ourselves yaar! Whatever answer I will write, it will be the best answer ever written for that question. That's positive Attitude. What if the person whom we ask has written the wrong answer itself? Be original. Nobody will pay you more or award you for that but thats more of being at peace with oneself at heart.
Jeez no! Well sorry I'm a bit philosophical kinda munda!
Enjoy exams...! :-)
The word which all of us would have come across at any one point of time for sure. But why do we all hate it? Does exams means just memorising the text given in our syllabus and pouring it down on the answer paper? "No". Exams are meant to be enjoyed dearies. Today I had my FC exam. I saw one of my friend making "chits" out of textbook and hiding it in his cuffs. People ask each other in the exam hall itself. Oh come on! Give me a break yaar.
Exam is just a test of what "you have" 'understood' out of your prescribed syllabus. Its not about memorising the things or bluffing in the exam hall. Any success achieved through cheat is not cheerful. You cannot get nectar out of cheated success. Okay! you will clear the examination with the help of chits but what about its application in practicality. Never think that whatever we are studying does not have any significance. For a CA students like me ITSM is of no use coz I will be a Finance guy after completion of my course. But if i get this knowledge I will have that extra "edge" over my peers.
And clearing an exam is not a Rocket-Science yaar! Its just about your character. At crucial times intelligence will take a back seat but our character will help us. Its how we employ and apply ourselves in those three hours of examination. We should keep ourselves calm and composed during these three hours. Just think of you and your answer sheet. Write whatever you know about the subject in a a sound language. Just communicate your grip on that subject to the moderator. Play mind games with him.
And I strongly believe in Sachin sir's comment that if we've been true to ourselves in the course time we will succeed for sure. We don't realise but in examination hall we have our 7th, 8th, 9th, etc. etc. senses all working together! Truly!
One more thing that gets into my skin a lot is that why people ask each other in exam hall. You have'nt studied for the whole year and now You are doing this Shit! This signifies one more thing that you don't have confidence on yourself that is why you resort to ask others. Out of few simBle things in life we should have confidence on ourselves yaar! Whatever answer I will write, it will be the best answer ever written for that question. That's positive Attitude. What if the person whom we ask has written the wrong answer itself? Be original. Nobody will pay you more or award you for that but thats more of being at peace with oneself at heart.
Jeez no! Well sorry I'm a bit philosophical kinda munda!
Enjoy exams...! :-)
Friday, April 2, 2010
harish sir vaani
got this from harish sir's blog.....
Sir Edmund Hillary on failing to conquer Everest twice said.. I will be back. As a mountain, you cannot grow. As a human being, I can!
simbly encouraging.... :D
Sir Edmund Hillary on failing to conquer Everest twice said.. I will be back. As a mountain, you cannot grow. As a human being, I can!
simbly encouraging.... :D
Sunday, March 28, 2010
my first say...
Hello everyone, good evening. Finally i made a new blog. Well today i am feeling extremely tired, exhausted and decibated. Completely into saturation. Well it has been 2months since i havent taken a single break. Havent got a sound sleep for the past 2months. Feeling totally drowned yaar.
Well my b'day was absolutely 'normal' like any other day. Deliberately so. Turning a year older seems to be quite normal. Looking at the year that went by, I do not know how to tag it. Perhaps, it was the year of discovery. Rather, self-discovery. One of the key things I have started to realize is that I really do not have any passions, so to say. If you asked me a year back, I would have said I am passionate about Orkut, or Entertainment world, or any other materialistic thing. Now, it may not be the case. All these and even the other stuff feels 'normal' and 'ordinary'. Good for me, me thinks.
What I have also realized is I am extremely fortunate to have some awesome people around me. My dad, my guide. Professors like NK sir, Harish sir and Hariharan sir, my light. KC, my key to every doubt. My frnds and family membrs. and even my "foes" to an extent. The value that they add to me is amazing. This has been surely a year of true learning owing to interactions I have had with them at various points.
Also the time spent in lectures these days keeps my mind steady. Learning a concept from a class faculty brings the world outside the concept to a stand still. While in lecture, i can't think of anything else- my dress code, health issues (after sitting at place for around 8 hrs), other trivial matters that would otherwise be plaguing my mind. Nothing. Its an awesome perquisite of learning.
Things that I have discovered and realized over the last many months are quite contrary to my 'older' self. Moreover, I am loving the transition, if I could use that term. I think I have found my footing in the world. I know what my stance must be, talking like a batsman! I am at peace with myself.
I have started getting answers to questions that my paa always asks me to ask oneself- "who am I? why am I born? what I owe to this society?" among the few to list down. The confusing noise inside me is surely and gradually dying down and I am letting myself just be me. All these things and a whole lot of related materalistic aspects of the world seems like a big, worthless zilch to me.
So here's to another year of discovery and realizations. A year ahead towards MY LIFE. Let more and more of LIFE come to me!
By the way, I completed 18 years of my physical existence yesterday!
P.S. It is somewhat similar to Harish sir's post. I experienced the same feelings that's why improvised on it instead of going all the new way. So no plagiarism intended from my side.
Well my b'day was absolutely 'normal' like any other day. Deliberately so. Turning a year older seems to be quite normal. Looking at the year that went by, I do not know how to tag it. Perhaps, it was the year of discovery. Rather, self-discovery. One of the key things I have started to realize is that I really do not have any passions, so to say. If you asked me a year back, I would have said I am passionate about Orkut, or Entertainment world, or any other materialistic thing. Now, it may not be the case. All these and even the other stuff feels 'normal' and 'ordinary'. Good for me, me thinks.
What I have also realized is I am extremely fortunate to have some awesome people around me. My dad, my guide. Professors like NK sir, Harish sir and Hariharan sir, my light. KC, my key to every doubt. My frnds and family membrs. and even my "foes" to an extent. The value that they add to me is amazing. This has been surely a year of true learning owing to interactions I have had with them at various points.
Also the time spent in lectures these days keeps my mind steady. Learning a concept from a class faculty brings the world outside the concept to a stand still. While in lecture, i can't think of anything else- my dress code, health issues (after sitting at place for around 8 hrs), other trivial matters that would otherwise be plaguing my mind. Nothing. Its an awesome perquisite of learning.
Things that I have discovered and realized over the last many months are quite contrary to my 'older' self. Moreover, I am loving the transition, if I could use that term. I think I have found my footing in the world. I know what my stance must be, talking like a batsman! I am at peace with myself.
I have started getting answers to questions that my paa always asks me to ask oneself- "who am I? why am I born? what I owe to this society?" among the few to list down. The confusing noise inside me is surely and gradually dying down and I am letting myself just be me. All these things and a whole lot of related materalistic aspects of the world seems like a big, worthless zilch to me.
So here's to another year of discovery and realizations. A year ahead towards MY LIFE. Let more and more of LIFE come to me!
By the way, I completed 18 years of my physical existence yesterday!
P.S. It is somewhat similar to Harish sir's post. I experienced the same feelings that's why improvised on it instead of going all the new way. So no plagiarism intended from my side.
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