Today I just came to one cyber cafe to take out some print out for one of my projects. There I met this not so genteman type of person called Koushik Kalra. He claimed to have scored 99% in CAT. He was going to Harvard to pursue his MBA. Ya! obviously he is an MBA. Mahaa Bakwaas Aadmi....! He said he met Mukesh Ambani at a pub. [control your laughter guys]. According to Mr.Kalra CA can be done by any "TOM, DICK OR HARRY". He said he got a job letter from Aditya Birla Group of Companies when he finished his BMS from "AIIMS". [stop stop guys. stop hitting your monitor]. He said corporate strategy is very easy to formulate. He was of the opinion that "Kaash hamaare desh ka PM Manmohan Singh thoda padha likha hota". I tried to correct him at this juncture by saying that our PM is the most qualified politician of all time holding more than 30 degrees. He said I should update my database! [is this a thing to be updated?]. Moreover he said a CA will be a maid servant after 3-4 years. Here, I was getting out of my control so decided to plug-in my earphones and try and avoid him. But while downloading some files for project I opened my FB a/c. He just peeped-in. I was sending request to one of my dear friend Kanishka. He said "kisi ki bhi photo dekh ke request kyun bhej deta hai?". He resorted to "tu-tadaak" lingo! He questioned me like he is my dad. Even my dad doesnt question me like this. :(. Now I decided its better if either of us leave or one or the other will die.
I thank my mom that she gave me this auspicious locket to wear so that my temper is in control...! Just think what will happen to Harvard if this nos-sense, idiotic guy ever went close to [not in, just close to] their Campus.
Save me from such devils my lord!
