A Legend Called Kamaal Rashid Khan...

Those who are on twitter knows how much I hate KRK and how much I abuse him on a daily basis. But, last night I thought of jotting down few things for him thinking that I'm his Friend + Critic + PR manager. So here I go people. Interested ones, read on. Fucktards should leave immediately!


Kamaal R Khan is one of the most popular person on twitter. He loves to entertain his followers. To do so he hasn’t hired any PR machinery. But he solely relies on his dry humour and rustic English to invoke laughter. He comes across as a simple human being minus any starry airs. He doesn’t give a damn about what others think about him. He is politically incorrect and doesn’t mind calling a spade a spade. One such example is his famous jibes at Poonam Pandey’s figures. The much-talked and re-tweeted tweets are his good morning and good night kisses to Asin or any “Man of That Particular Day”.
The most impressive thing about him is his knowledge about the latest affairs of the country. His takes on them are hugely entertaining. For example, When the Indian Cricket Team was losing the matches against England on their home turf recently, he tweeted to suggest to inspire our team to win, maybe Katrina Kaif should declare to promise to kiss our players and that would give them much needed boost to win the remaining games. His way of thinking is totally different. Many of his followers get irritated and start abusing him because they find his tweets bordering on schizophrenia. He doesn’t care about those who oppose his way of tweeting or show the slightest disagreement with his way of thinking. Without wasting a minute he blocks such followers. After doing so he proudly declares on twitter that he “crapeblocked” so and so follower.
This is surprising given the fact that his colleagues hanker after the followers and every now and then declare proudly the latest numbers of their followers. On the other hand here’s Kamaal R Khan who declares proudly the latest numbers of followers he has “crapeblocked”. He loves to coin his own words, thus refusing to allow his limited vocabulary to come in the way of what he wants to communicate. This clearly shows he is a go-getter and doesn’t allow anything to bog him down. Sample this : he calls those who abuse him and his tweets #2RSPeople. When asked what he means by #2RSPeople, he explained in his signature style the meaning of #2RSPeople as “Do Kauri Ke Log”. This newly-minted phrase was recently used in one of Chamtakari Baba’s tweets showing even a satirist like Chamtakari Baba too is in awe of Kamaal R Khan.
He wants to create controversies. He doesn’t care whether you like him or not, whether you want to support him or not. His juggernaut continues to roll. He is someone who won’t change just because he wants people to like him. His refusal to change is what makes him a winner. Moreover, he is a lion-hearted man who doesn’t bet an eyelid before tweeting about the touchy issues like the recent Sadbhavana Mission undertaken by the Gujarat CM Mr Modi. He is not scared of getting misunderstood or getting quoted out of context. He is above all these so-called (petty) sophisticated spins. There are people who eagerly wait for his tweets because he sets the twitter timeline ablaze with laughter. He is a man who knows how to flirt with danger and play with fire. He also knows how to dodge those flames that arise once the fire is lit. Those so-called mass leaders or politically correct celebrities can take a leaf or two out of his book. But it’s ever unlikely to happen as they have a lot at stake and plenty to lose if something gets “quoted out of context” whereas Kamaal R Khan has nothing to lose as he has very little at stake.
The heart goes out to this charismatic and dashing Kamaal R Khan for proving who the real boss is when it comes to pure entertainment on twitter. He has his trademark word 'shall' and "tho" [toh]. He may block you. But if you promise to behave yourself, he may unblock you. His mercurial temper lasts for a few seconds. Once it cools down, he can be the first to kiss and make up. His most endearing human side came to fore recently when the people were cracking jokes about Azhar and his son’s death following the bike accident, he blocked them saying he didn’t appreciate those indulging in such insensitivities. No wonder the legend of Kamaal R Khan keeps growing and equally surprising is twitter’s refusal to verify his account. That’s Kamaal R Khan for you….!