After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top liquor kings decided to go out for a beer together.
The Chairman of Budweiser says, 'I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world. give me a Budweiser.'
The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it up for him..
The Chairman of Guinness says, 'I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness.
The bartender serves him.
The Chairman of Carlsberg says, 'I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg.'
He gets it.
Vijay Mallya sits down, looks around and says, 'Just give me a Coke.'?
The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.
The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, 'Hey Vijay, how come you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?
'Listen,' says Vijay Mallya, 'If you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I....!!!'
Man! That's what I call tongue-in-cheek answer. Presence of mind and being damn witty !! :P Kudos!! *clap clap clap*
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