An Attractive Blonde from Ireland arrived at the Casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated & bet 20,000 Euros on a Single Roll of Dice.
She said: I hope U don't mind but I feel much Luckier when I'm completely Nude.
With that, She Stripped from the neck down, Rolled the dice & with an Irish Brogue Yelled: Come on, baby, Mama needs New Clothes!
As the Dice came to a stop, She Jumped Up & Down & Squealed: YES! YES! I WON, I WON!
She hugged each of the Dealers & then Picked up her Winnings & her Clothes & Quickly Departed.
The Dealers Stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, One of them asked: What did She Roll?
The other answered: I don't know - I thought U were Watching!
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are Drunks,
Not all Blondes are Dumb,
But..
Men...are Men..!!
:P
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