Women Friends chatting in office..
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner, had sex for three minutes and he fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house, had passionate sex for like an hour and then talked for an hour. It was like a fairy tale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I had sex with her which prolonged cuz I wasn't able to Cum.. After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!
Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is.
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